Candy Store Shenanigans

“I’m just drooling.” I hate to break it to you, but if you’ve ever said that to an employee in a candy store and thought you were being original, well…you’re not. The phrase probably has an average of five times per shift, making it just one of the many regularities found in a candy store. … Continue reading Candy Store Shenanigans

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It’s “See you later,” not “Goodbye.”

“We have a socialist system of candles in the basement. It works because there are two of us, and we both contribute.” During the cold winter months, my roommate and I decided there was nothing better than coming back to our room lit up with a strand of Christmas lights, striking match to light an … Continue reading It’s “See you later,” not “Goodbye.”